Chickpea & Massaged Kale Heat Beatin' Salad

I have literally been eating variations of this salad for both lunch an dinner throughout our entire Iowa heat wave/drought/tire fire. It's fast, nutritious and requires no blasted oven.


Chickpea & Massaged Kale Heat Beatin' Salad

• 2 to 5 leaves of kale, depending on how much you like kale
• 1/2 Tablespoon olive oil
• 1/2 Tablespoon sea salt
• A squeeze of fresh lemon

Add above ingredients to a large bowl and massage kale with your hands until fibers are broken down. You'll be able to feel the softening of the leaves - it only takes about 1 minute of gentle massaging. It's an oily massage. It's fun! 

•  1 can chickpeas, rinsed and drained

Add one can rinsed chickpeas and combine.

• Assorted vegetables of your choice such as: cucumber, carrot, baby tomatoes, bell pepper, green onion, etc. chopped. Add as many and whatever variety you desire. Customize!
• 2 to 6 cloves minced fresh garlic - amount to your taste
• Sesame seeds, sunflower seeds, or slivered almonds (optional)
• Salt to taste
• Pepper to taste
• Olive oil to taste

Add assorted fresh vegetables to your own tastes and combine. If desired add nuts and/or seeds. Taste and add salt, pepper, olive 
oil to taste.

I make a huge batch and parse out amounts for lunches and/or dinners as desired. I also just add more ingredients as needed throughout the week as the salad dwindles in size. 


Helpful Hint: Brush and floss after eating as the black sesame seeds and kale chunks tend to get wedged in the toofuses, and your breath will be hella garlicky!